An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me :)
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
ACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block :( THE END
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
Im a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you
Excuse me is your last name Gillette? …because you are the best a man can get!
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
T
he police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
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