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Monday, 16 January 2012

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me :)

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

ACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block :( THE END

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Im a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you

Excuse me is your last name Gillette? …because you are the best a man can get!

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

T

he police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

My life, My choices, My problems, My mistakes, My lessons. Not your business, mind your own problems before you talk about mine.

Don’t put words into my mouth. I have got plenty to say. Don’t tell me how to live my life, I do things my way.

ome people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Some friends are like pennies. Two-faced & worthless.

You can’t trust anybody these days…you think you have a good friend till you turn around and realize they have the knife 6 inches deep in your back.

Don’t make so many promises when you can’t even keep one.

No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorro

I

’m the person that the more you complain about me

, the harder I’ll try to anno

y you.

Two things to remember, DON’T make decisions when you’re angry and DON’T make promises when you’re happy..

No matter how angry i am at you, and say i am done with you, i really don’t want to lose you.

Your mistake is letting me go, my mistake was letting you in.

Don’t make promises when you’re happy. Don’t reply when you’re angry. Don’t make decisions when you’re sad. Don’t text when your drunk.

While you’re hating your life just because you can’t get what you want, someone is praying to have a life like yours.

Telling someone to calm down just makes them so

Ya know what I hate. Being ignored! If you don’t want to talk to me anymore then just tell me and quit beating around the bush.

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*Today I am what I am Because of my yesterday’s choices. And where I shall be tomorrow Will be decided today.

*There is a reason God put our eyes on the front of our body. It’s so we can see where we are going, not where we have been.

*When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn’t mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over.

*I have learned that just because two people argue, doesn’t mean they don’t love eachother. And just because they don’t argue, it doesn’t mean they do love eachother.

*If you cannot solve it, it is not a problem, It’s reality.

*Don’t go for looks, they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem brigh

*My mom thinks my friends are bad influences. but honestly, I am usually the one coming up with the ideas.

*A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.

*It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.

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Saturday, 14 January 2012

facebook status quotes

’m not addicted to Facebook i just have an addiction to Facebook.
wonders how many people can go a whole week without going on Facebook?
I miss when Facebook was first started… Times were much simpler back then.
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long.
My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.
Lauren lives vicariously… through herself.
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
Have you ever noticed that “lol” looks like a drowning man? I don’t think he was laughing out loud..
My oven has a button that says ‘Stop Time’. I know it’s probably supposed to say ‘Stop Timer’, but I don’t touch it, just in case.
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you dont know.
Success is the proper utilization of failure
You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen. Cannonball!
“I am going to (insert place) to meet my future boyfriend while he is gambling next to me..”
I made up a quote ages ago and I still love it

1)I HAVE DRAMA AND I HAVE MEMORIES. THAT'S LIFE. LIVE IT. LOVE IT. LEARN FROM IT...

2)I'M NOT RANDOM - YOU JUST CAN'T THINK AS FAST AS ME!

3)THINK I'M TRIPPING? TIE MY SHOES!

4)SOMEONE IS THINKING ABOUT YOU... OK - IT'S ME.

5)LIFE ISN'T ABOUT FINDING YOURSELF - IT'S ABOUT CREATING YOURSELF.

6)I'M A GOOD BOY (WITH A LOT OF BAD HABITS!)

7)DON'T TRY TO FIX ME - I'M NOT BROKEN!

8)KISS ME AND YOU'LL SEE THE STARS... LOVE ME AND I'LL GIVE THEM TO YOU!

9)PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME NEED MEDICATION!

10)I AM THE CHOCOLATE YOU'VE BEEN CRAVING FOR!

11)I DONT CHASE THEM - I REPLACE THEM!

12)I FEEL PRETTY AND WITTY AND BRIGHT, AND I PITY ANYONE WHO ISN'T ME TONIGHT :P

13)ME, PERFECT? NO!!!

14)I LOVE WHAT I DID - BEFORE THE INTERNET!

15)LOVE ME OR HATE ME - I PROMISE IT WON'T BREAK ME!

16)THANKYOU FOR CURING ME OF MY REDICULOUS OBSESSION WITH LOVE!

17)GLANCE AT ME, LAUGH AT ME, TALK TO ME... BE WITH ME!

18)DON'T HATE ME UNTIL I GIVE YOU A REASON TO... DON'T JUDGE ME UNTIL YOU KNOW THE WHOLE STORY...

19)STRESSING & OBSESSING JUST AIN'T MY STYLE - ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE TO MAKE ME SMILE!

20)I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH FROM MAKING MISTAKES, I THINK I'LL MAKE SOME MORE!

INTRODUCTION TO BLOG

Hello frnds, We all know about the largest social networking site Facebook.
In this blog I will post some interesting facebook status. U can copy & paste them on ur fb account & become the facebook star in ur fb frndz.